Did Allen West Call You A "Communist?" Try This SLAM DUNK Response!
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April 23rd, 2012
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So Tea Party Cult Congressman Allen West is throwing around the word "communist" is he?
I don't know why people get upset about this. I just tell them they're right, I'm a "communist."
Really? Tell them they're right?
Absolutely! Don't you worry, they won't enjoy their "victory" for long.
You see, according to them, every Democrat is a communist . . . going all the way back to 1933 when FDR set up New Deal Communism.
That would be the same New Deal communism these tea partiers grew up under . . . the New Deal Communism that made the United States the richest, most powerful nation in history . . . the New Deal Communism that took us to the moon just 36 years after FDR was sworn in.
Let me show you the track record of those New Deal Communist Democrats.
- Communist Truman left 2.5 percent unemployment to Eisenhower.
- Republican Patriot Eisenhower left recession and 6.5 percent unemployment to Kennedy.
- Communist Johnson left 3.5 percent unemployment to Nixon.
- Republican Patriot Ford left recession and 7.5 unemployment to Jimmy Carter.
- Communist Carter wasn't able to improve much on the recession he inherited . . .
- . . . and neither were Republican Patriots Reagan and Bush, who left recession and 7.2 unemployment to Bill Clinton.
- Communist Bill Clinton left 4.2 percent unemployment to Dubya . . .
- Republican Patriot Dubya left recession and 7.6 percent unemployment to Communist Barack Obama.
No Republican Patriot ever left office with unemployment under 5 % . . . including Reagan. No New Deal Communist ever left office with higher unemployment than they inherited . . . including Jimmy Carter who left the same unemployment he inherited from Ford.
3 out of 4 New Deal Communists left office with unemployment well under five percent.
But wait . . . there's more.
Let me show you the GDP growth figures since the end of World War II from best administration to worst.
- Communist Kennedy/Johnson. 4.8 % average annual GDP Growth.
- Communist Truman. 3.8%
- Communist Clinton. 3.7%
- Republican Patriot Reagan 3.4%
- Communist Carter 3.3%
- Republican Patriot Eisenhower 2.9%
- Republican Patriot Nixon/Ford 2.8%
- Republican Patriot GW Bush 2.2%
- Republican Patriot GHW Bush 2.1%
That's right, four of the five strongest economies since the end of World War II were under Democratic administrations. Reagan's economy was fourth place, and just a hair better than Jimmy Carter's economy.
But wait, there's even more . . .
Republican Patriot Reagan saved us all from the New Deal Stalinism we had all been groaning under . . . that would be the Stalinism that gave us the era of the muscle car, and took us to the moon.
How did America do, economically, before and after the "Reagan Revolution." For example, how many quarters of economic boom did we have . . . quarters where annnualized GDP growth exceeded 6%?
- "Boom" Quarters in the 28 years before Reagan's inauguration: 34
- "Boom" Quarters in the 28 years after Reagan's inauguration. 14
Yes sirree, good thing we elected that Republican Patriot Reagan to start undoing all of that "communism" we had before 1981.
But wait . . . how have capitalists on Wall Street fared under those New Deal Communists? What did the Dow Jones Industrial Average do over the course of Republcan and Democratic Communist Administrations?
- Republican Patriot Herbert Hoover -90% Thats MINUS 90%. The Dow lost 9/10ths of it's value at the end of the Gilded Age.
- Communists FDR/TRuman +525% From 41 to 290.
- Republican Patriot Eisenhower +120% From 290 to 630.
- Communists Kennedy/Johnson +51% From 630 to 950
- Republican Patriots Nixon/Ford +2% From 950 to 970
- Communist Carter +3% From 970 to 1000
- Republican Patriots Reagan/Bush +244% From 1000 to 2440
- Communist Clinton +264% From 2440 to 9880
- Republican Patriot GW Bush -25% From 9880 to 7600
- Communist Barack Obama +68% From 7600 to 12800 yesterday.
Even that Muslim Communist Kenyan has presided over a Dow Jones rebound, that has come back from the low point it reached the very day he was sworn in. For a communist, he sure has been good for Wall Street.
As for me, am I a "communist?"
Damn Skippy. Because the New Deal communists bring prosperity, while the Republican Patriots bring unemployment, recession . . . and don't even make as much money for their own wealthy constituents.
That's how you handle tea party kooks who throw around the word "communist." Show them some facts . . . and watch the fun.
Next time you get one of those rightwing email forwards about "communists," send them a link to this.
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Greetings,CG!
I have to tell you that I've been missing your patented brand of smackdown around here. Thanks for bringing the drought to a welcome end.
Nobody does it like you...
Take care and be well.
According to that bastion of communism Bloomberg, Democrats have created twice as many jobs as Republicans since Kennedy. How's that for "communism"?